My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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