Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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