I wish I could teleport
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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