he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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