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Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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