i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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