All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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