i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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