HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I think i peed on brittanys purse
you didnt know i had herpes?
vagina is talking i cant
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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