I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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