They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
jump out the window naked night went bad
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