But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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