Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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