I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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