is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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