I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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