Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
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they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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