So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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