Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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