She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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