I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
so let's talk penis.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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