yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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