I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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