My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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