she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
this hospital has no fireball
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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