Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You can't motorboat a personality
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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