Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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