why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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