Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
home. puking in laundry basket.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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