i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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