I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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