So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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