Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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