u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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