if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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