he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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