i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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