**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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