next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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