lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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