Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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