How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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