I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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