So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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