Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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