Duck Duck Cougar?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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