Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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