ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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