is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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