im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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