The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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