**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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