yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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