RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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