"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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