Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Alive.
So much puke
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
3 2 1 whiskey
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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