jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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